“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’”

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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inutrasha:

Inuyasha & Kagome's Height Difference

requested by mikokagomee

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omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

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adorablestanimals:

Somebody’s getting scratched when they go to reach for their hat…

adorablestanimals:

Somebody’s getting scratched when they go to reach for their hat…

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thebrownhatter:

thebrownhatter:

A game where you play as a skeleton collecting bones and customizing your skeleton body so that you can have variants such as really really really long legs or arms and have a cow skull head.

Beating a level gives you a message saying “Nice job, skeleton.”

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are you fucking kidding me


mayarashi:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

i have to wonder if it would have just been best to not tell you about the article lol

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lancrebitch:

chachipistachis:

ranyakumo:

4chanofficial:

SHIT SHIT SHIT

all those years of smashing pots are coming back to bite link in the ass

#all around me are familiar vases

^^^^^^^^^ hahahahaha

lancrebitch:

chachipistachis:

ranyakumo:

4chanofficial:

SHIT SHIT SHIT

all those years of smashing pots are coming back to bite link in the ass

^^^^^^^^^ hahahahaha

(Source: giguana, via letalkingmime)


rusethefox:

mookie000:

test-tube-baby:

kushkarnie:

w1tch:

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….

Omfg

… Holy crap I never realized that they sounded so similar. And I lived on that song when I was 10, lmao.

OMG

i’

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thesylverlining:

sometimes i really want nails like this because they are the most gorgeous thing i’ve ever seen and i would feel like a fiery royal goddess
but then i remember that i chew my nails compulsively and snagged a hangnail on a crinoline skirt a while ago and it was one of the most painful events in recent memory so
maybe not a good idea

thesylverlining:

sometimes i really want nails like this because they are the most gorgeous thing i’ve ever seen and i would feel like a fiery royal goddess

but then i remember that i chew my nails compulsively and snagged a hangnail on a crinoline skirt a while ago and it was one of the most painful events in recent memory so

maybe not a good idea

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